Take a quick look at the following and see if you can work out what it has to do with thin-clients...
[Product X] offers users cutting edge foundational and architectural designs that will allow [Product X] users numerous options for future customization and product expansion. Like your organization, [Product X] has been designed to change, grow, and adapt to the evolving technology and service requirements of your business.
Regardless of your organization's size, [Product X] will tightly couple with the data generated by your business enterprise. The core of the [Product X] engine supports single computing and networked environments. In enterprise scenarios with large existing deployments, homogeneity is rare and [Product X]'s platform allows you to interoperate with the technologies offered by third-party healthcare vendors. With higher integration requirements, security systems must also be interoperable.
Any ideas? Me neither.
Yet if you look through Citrix's list of 'Citrix Ready Products' you will find that Product X listed under thin-clients. Only it's not, it's a healthcare data analytics app. Which it a bit a shame really because if there's anything we need more of today it's thin-clients with "cutting edge foundational and architectural designs" and "numerous options for future customization and product expansion".
Like I said, it's a slow news day.
